Meet Snooki The New Face Of Global Warming

Acclaimed MTV Meterologist Snooki knows Global Warming to be true because she now sweats in new places

This is Snooki, an indelible force in the world of pop culture and thus the right calibre of person for the IPCC peer review process.

Star of Jersey Shore and now with her own spin off show, the Chilean American actor once featured on the cover of Rolling Stone where presumably she met Climate Prophet Al Gore and had her Damascene moment:

Every time I go down the seaside, I’m sweating in places I’ve never sweated before. Obviously, the sun’s coming closer to Earth, and we’re all just sweating our balls off. So if we don’t take care of this problem and, you know, make an ozone layer somewhere, the aliens are going to attack Earth and kill us all.

H/T Soylent Green

This is probably a wind up to further Snooki’s career, or it could be a cunning plan to sell the AGW scam to the young or it could show that it is becoming acceptable to mock climate religion.

There is one other possibility, remote like there being any truth in Anthropogenic Global Warming, but still a possibility, the warming alarmists are evolving a sense of humour.

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About Tory Aardvark

Climate Realist, Conservative and proud NRA member. I don't buy into the Man Made Global Warming Scam, science is never settled. @ToryAardvark on Twitter ToryAardvark on Facebook

Posted on September 2, 2011, in Anthropogenic Global Warming, Church Of Climatology, Oh FFS and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. Thanks for the link. Here’s something else you might find interesting.

  2. But in reality her face and her comments make regional cooling, you know in your pants. lol

  3. I caught this snookie creature on the jay leno show the other day and I am not sure she could spell climate change let alone know anything about it. She does not look like the sharpest knife in the box.
    Rather a short fat unit in my opinion.

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