Category Archives: Humour
The only time I ever want to see Geri Haliwell wrapped in a Union Jack again, is if she is killed in battle.
Meet Carolee Bildsten. The Illinois woman, 56, is facing an aggravated assault rap after she allegedly struck a cop with a sex toy.
An officer from the Gurnee Police Department went to Bildsten’s home last night to investigate a report that she had skipped out on a restaurant bill. While there, the officer was hit with a “rigid feminine pleasure device” wielded by Bildsten, Read the rest of this entry
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift…
The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
“Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”
And that’s how the fight started….. Read the rest of this entry
History is written by the winners
which is why French history books are blank cover to cover.
1. Ted Walsh – Horse Racing Commentator – ‘This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.’
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator – ‘Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.’
3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator – ‘And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!’
4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 – ‘Ah, isn’t that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew..’ Read the rest of this entry
The show that gave us the Monster Raving Loony Party.
Labour should follow the example of the Silly Party and put all their candidates in a block of concrete.
Hat tip and many thanks to David Forward at Tractor Stats for permission to use his artwork, if you haven’t seen Tractor Stats it’s well worth the visit.